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Topic: The 12 Days of Christmas (Hal style)

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Moving this over from the Hal Christmas Fanfic thread....

 

 

Here is my silly contribution to Hal Christmas.   

 

Sing as you would normally, but the bits in parentheses are in Hal's best Hal voice.  lol Except for fourth verse, parentheses in Tom's voice.

 

The 12 days of Christmas (Hal version)


on the first day of Christmas my lieutenants gave to me
1 shinny red shield  (Now that is proper respect!)

on the second day of Christmas Annie gave to me
2 new Marigolds (I'm positively giddy!)
and 1 shinny red shield

on the third day of Christmas Adam gave to me
3 golden lutes (3 people can't start a boy band.  That's barbaric!)
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the fourth day of Christmas Tom gave to me
his 4 favorite stakes (Thor, Beowolf, Conan, Duncan)
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the fifth day of Christmas Pearl gave to me
5 sips of Kia-Ora! (I really shouldn - hick)
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the sixth day of Christmas my whore mums gave to me
6 heartbreaks as they died (I mourned them like they were my blood)
5 sips of Kia-Ora!
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the seventh day of Christmas Michaela gave to me
a 7 stanza poem (Christ, did it have to be her we saved?)
6 heartbreaks as they died
5 sips of Kia-Ora!
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the eighth day of Christmas Alex gave to me
an 8-track of Motown music (i don't si....tch tch tch tch.... I'll be there....)
a 7 stanza poem
6 heartbreaks as they died
5 sips of Kia-Ora!
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the nineth day of Christmas Leo gave to me
a double 9 domino set (lucky double 1 will keep my fingers nimble)
an 8-track of Motown music
a 7 stanza poem
6 heartbreaks as they died
5 sips of Kia-Ora!
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the tenth day of Christmas Cutler gave to me
10 pints of blood  (Did you finally fucking kill someone on your own?)
a double 9 domino set
an 8-track of Motown music
a 7 stanza poem
6 heartbreaks as they died
5 sips of Kia-Ora!
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the eleventh day of Christmas Mr. Snow gave to me
the 11th place with the old ones (he's in my DNA)
10 pints of blood
a double 9 domino set
an 8-track of Motown music
a 7 stanza poem
6 heartbreaks as they died
5 sips of Kia-Ora!
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
and 1 shinny red shield

on the twelfth day of Christmas my subjects gave to me
12 tulips to woo thee (incompetent peasants, I asked for 1000)
the 11th place with the old ones
10 pints of blood
a double 9 domino set
an 8-track of Motown music
a 7 stanza poem
6 heartbreaks as they died
5 sips of Kia-Ora!
his 4 favorite stakes
3 golden lutes
2 new Marigolds
AND 1 SHINNY RED SHIELD!



-- Edited by whimsyfox on Friday 21st of December 2012 06:58:07 PM

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It's just brrrrrilliant whimsyfox!

"my subjects came to me" makes me chuckle heartily and you have totally captured this well known Christmas song in a Lord Harry styleee!

I am not sure if any of us could top this, but hopefully others are feeling inspired like me

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Here is my attempt at the twelve days of Christmas, DaMo rhyming style!

 

On the first day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter A Damo in his wellies glitter

 

 

 

On the second day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter2 rubber glovesglitter


And A Damo in his wellies

 

 


On the third day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter3 Henchmenglitter


2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 


On the fourth day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter4 Calling Lordsglitter

 

3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 

 


On the fifth day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter5 RED SHIELDS!glitter


4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 

 

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter6 lutes a-playingglitter

 

5 RED SHIELDS!

4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 

 

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter7 Hals a-singingglitter


6 lutes a-playing

 5 RED SHIELDS!

 4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 

 

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter8 maids a-beggingglitter


7 Hals a-singing

 6 lutes a-playing

 5 RED SHIELDS!

 4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 

 

 

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter9 vampires dancingglitter

 

8 maids a-begging

7 Hals a-singing

 6 lutes a-playing

 5 RED SHIELDS!

 4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 

 


On the tenth day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter10 Lords a-sweepingglitter


9 vampires dancing

 8 maids a-begging

7 Hals a-singing

 6 lutes a-playing

 5 RED SHIELDS!

 4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 

 

 


On the eleventh day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter11 stakes a-pointingglitter

 

halep5-28.jpg

 

10 Lords a-sweeping

 9 vampires dancing

 8 maids a-begging

7 Hals a-singing

 6 lutes a-playing

 5 RED SHIELDS!

 4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves

And A Damo in his wellies

 


On the twelth day of Christmas my Hal love brought to me..

glitter12 Vamps a-gobblingglitter


11 stakes a-pointing

 10 Lords a-sweeping

 9 vampires dancing

 8 maids a-begging

7 Hals a-singing

 6 lutes a-playing 

5 RED SHIELDS!

 4 Calling Lords

 3 Henchmen

2 rubber gloves....

 

 

glitterAND A DAMO IN HIS WELLIES!!!! glitter

 

 

 

~ the end ~

 




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domino that was great. hard put to pick a favorite. It's between 4 lords a calling, cuz I just love the expression on his face, 8 maids a-begging, cuz that so fits, or 9 vampires dancing, cuz I look at that picture and totally expect them to bust out dancing to "Staying Alive". how fun

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Ha!! Lovely. So creative!

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Love it ,domino.  Just fantastic!



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YAY! i so loved doing this! and could not stop singing it.. "And a DaMo in his wellies" LMAO

( pssst it almost rhymes and everything! )

I am very happy you enjoyed it too and thank you for helping to inspire Whimsy!



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Loving this. I wonder how many photos you'll be able to add next year after series 5. :D

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Lol! we'll all be on the look out now Laura!

singing... glitter 4 calling Lords, 3 henchmen, 2 rubber gloves... and Damo in his wellies!glitter (very sorry, slightly addictive)

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this is too awesome for words!!!

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It's a really nice look you've got going on there :wink:

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Aw thank you..glad you like it Sami! Particularly proud of the '3 french hens' / 3 henchmen, '2 turtle doves' / 2 rubber gloves part!!

Inspired by whimsy's version.. don't forget to check it out at the top of the thread everyone!



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For anyone that wasn't here last year - I did this silly song and then Domino followed it up with a BRILLIANT version.  This just might become an earworm... Fiiiive Reeeed Shields....



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#kisskisskiss 
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LMAO!!! BOTH VERSIONS WERE FANTASTIC! VERY FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING! AWESOME JOB YOU TWO! EVEN THOUGH I MISSED IT LAST YEAR, I AM SO GLAD I CAUGHT IT THIS YEAR!! GREAT STUFF~!

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"Annie's getting hysterical downstairs and I'm not enjoying it"

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"“Were you guys talking about me? I heard ‘clearly gorgeous’” 

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ahh... how lovely to see these again! Did consider doing a 2013 version, but felt our efforts lat year couldn't be topped whimsy

 

"AND A DAMO IN HIS WELLIES" !!! dancing



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